Why am I not Beyonce?

"Hey, it’s okay! It’s just an erg test."

up2in2:

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Me: So I listened to The Fault In Our Stars audiobook.
Sister: When did you do that?
Me: Last night, it was only 7 hours long.
Sister: …..

heathyr:

one direction singing teenage dirtbag aka my fave thing ever (✿◠‿◠)

(via chandlrbings)

How have I never seen this before

tookmyworldwithyou:

YES WENDY. [x]

He is a rude and disrespectful person and is being given very little press attention for his atrocious behaviour. Whereas Miley is being blasted by EVERYONE for her artistic choices.

(via themaddestofhatters)

son I think you are ready for the talk *opens harry potter and the philosopher stone book* 

(Source: vagogh, via milesfrom-alaska)

the only problem I have with Midnight Memories is that teenage dirtbag isn’t on it

I still don’t understand why Jack Whitehall isn’t well known on tumblr yet

david-tennants-left-eyebrow:

fucking—upsides:

kathrynthefangirl:

beautiful-stories-xo:

I mean come on

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Why is it that like nobody has heard of him?

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How can you not love him?

I love this guy

Favorite person and not to bad looking if I do say so myself

(Source: raggedymanandcastiel, via megphail)